The cold, hard, extra-virgin truth.

We could tell you that our soaps were blessed by nymphs in a mystical Greek grove, but we're far too snob for that kind of marketing fluff.

From the first stir of the cold process to the final wrap, these soaps are handmade. We use extra virgin single origin koroneiki olive oil from our own grove, paired with local Greek herbs and fruits. If it isn't good enough for our dinner table, it isn't going near your skin.

We use recycled paper for our packaging, but we don't stop there. We are constantly hunting for other people's waste to pack our orders.

Are we stingy? Are we unprofessional? Is it because the world is already drowning in cardboard? Precisely.

Fig

10€

Lavender

10€

Carrot

10€

Cinnamon / Pink Clay

10€

Spearmint

10€

Almond Milk / Silk

10€

Before you get your hopes up, let's manage those expectations. Snob Duck soaps will NOT:

Turn back time: You're still as old as you were five minutes ago.
Clean your conscience: That thing you did in 2015? Still on you.
Provide Magic Treatments: We make soap, not miracles.
Offer Therapeutic Promises: If you need therapy, we strongly support professional help.

Turn back time:

You're still as old as you were five minutes ago.

Clean your conscience:

That thing you did in 2015? Still on you.

Provide Magic Treatments:

We make soap, not miracles.

Offer Therapeutic Promises:

If you need therapy, we strongly support professional help.

The objects aren't perfect. They're not meant to be.

A human made this. Humans aren't perfect. We just make fat and lye. It's simple, it's honest, and it works.